Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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