I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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