On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
This is my gift to your gina
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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