The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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