So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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