i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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