I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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