I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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