you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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