So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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