So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
whose parrot is this?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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