We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
we're so committed to being not committed
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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