Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
this just has baby written all over it
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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