Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
drinking out of a sandbucket again
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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