Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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