We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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