I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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