Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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