is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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