This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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