Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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