yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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