singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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