dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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