you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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