I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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