so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
It's never too late to be topless.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
We need to get me chipped asap
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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