i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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