yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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