so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
