Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
