there was a trapeze. enough said
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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