OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It's Friday. Sex?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Randomize
