yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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