whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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