im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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