I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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