so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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