i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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