I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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