Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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