you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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