You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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