I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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