Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Found the puke drawer
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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