the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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