I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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