Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Randomize
