shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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