You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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