Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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