he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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