If that was your dad, he is hot
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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