this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Randomize
