She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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