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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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